The Ventings of the Marmot

Where to begin, oh where to begin. How ab..hold on, the stewardess is on the intercom

(Earthlings: may I have your attention, please return your tray tables to an upright position as we begin our final descent into Hell. Thank you for flying Handbasket Airlines)

Yep, it's as I've figured. The world has officially gone to Hell in a handbasket. While what follows may seem like the rantings of an old curmudgeon, rest assured they are not. They are, in fact, the rantings of a young curmudgeon. (Man, I am going to be brutal to be around in 60 years when I'm old)

First of all, Congress has a 9% approval rating. I realize that Bush (for whatever reason) is not very popular, but he's a rock star compared to Congress. To me, the fact that Congress hasb't been thrown out on it's head shows what is good and what isn't about America. The fact that a 9% approval rating hasn't brought about armed insurrection (it has happened to more popular governments elsewhere) is indicative of the American people's strong dedication to the peaceful transfer of power, a key pillar in America's exceptionalism. However, the fact that there are not recall elections underway from coast-to-coast indicates how removed from the political process most Americans are (seriously, when more people vote in a karaoke contest than the Presidential election, something is wrong). What's wrong, by the way, is politicians so unresponsive to those with the power to hire and fire them that a 9% approval rating even becomes possible.

Also, when did people become so easily offended. I understand that there are some words, actions, and ideologies that are truly ofensive and should not be tolerated. I also am aware that a "black hole" is an astronomical occurrence and a metaphor for a rapidly declining situation and not a racial slur. I am also pretty sure that most people who dislike sushi do so because they prefer their seafood cooked and not out of some racist feelings toward Japan or its culture. As the above linked articles point out, however, not everyone seems to share my sentiments in this regard.

Finally, a little advice from the Woodchuck Hole:

1 - pay attention to who you're voting for, it matters

2 - save your outrage for legitimate outrages, there's enough of them that it's not worth raising your blood pressure any higher trying to find some

Until later today, when I post what I hope will be a cheerier entry, see ya!